Archive for the 'Non-Fiction' Category

The Great Cigarettes of Life

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Smoking is pretty incredible. It’s a fact. Recently a National Study was done about smoking and the effect it has on not only the physical wellbeing of an individual, but on the mental wellbeing of an individual as well. While I’m not at liberty to divulge who funded this study, nor am I at liberty [...]

The Ongoing Saga of Tim Hortons Girl

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

I am in love with a Tim Hortons employee near my office. The following is a fragmented log of the discussions regarding this that have taken place amongst the members of the Shplang community message board.
March 2nd, 2008
carny: There’s a girl that works at the tim horton’s near here that is foreign (sounds like, eastern [...]