There was a thump, and Billy woke up with a start. Heart racing, he fumbled around for the light switch. Where is it, he thought, becoming increasingly nervous. He could feel the presence of someone in the room. Or something. Naked, vulnerable, breathing rapidly, he found the bedside lamp and turned it on.
As his eyes [...]

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