567. Hugh Jackman recently became this year’s recipient of People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” award, in what the magazine’s editor called a “surprising” decision. Well, that’s a slap in Hugh Jackman’s ruggedly gorgeous face!
568. As long as I’m taking People to task, why in God’s name would I want to read an article about how the [...]

545. My friend Paul caught me writing in a notebook while we were out at Sneaky Dee’s the other night. He asked me if he’d just done something to upset and me and get on “that angry blog” of mine. He was laughing, sure, but there’s also a chance he might have been a bit [...]

521. Why is everyone complaining about Vista? I started using it this week, and I don’t see what the big deal is. I think the folks at Apple are just trying to scare us into buying their computers.
522. Wait, what happened to my dock? What the hell did I just do?
523. George W. Bush is [...]

501. If you’ve ever had to maintain a weekly list of shallow complaints, then you know that there are times when it’s not an easy job. Taking a few weeks off, for example, means running the risk of losing your edge and dropping out of character. Let me tell you, there’s something really unsettling about [...]