798. Daylight saving time. I’ve done it twice a year for nearly thirty years now, and I’m still not a hundred percent sure what it’s all about.
799. Hell, I don’t even know how it’s written. Is it Daylight saving time? Savings time? Saving’s time? Does it get capitalized? Ask any two people, and I guarantee [...]

778. People who wear cigarettes behind their ears like they’re pencils.
779. People who wear pencils behind their ears. That’s only going to encourage people to do the same thing with cigarettes!
780. The undeserved and obselete negative reputation of pocket protectors. Sure, there was a time when they were the international symbol of nerds. But who [...]