864. The ice cream man is back in town with his big loud truck and his massive PA system that plays that song with the little bells that you can’t get out of your head for hours after you hear it.
865. There will never be an ice cream man who tears through the neighbourhood doing [...]

862. I started compiling this list over a year ago. I really thought I would have been done by now. I wish I could say the delay was due to a limited number of things that piss me off, but the sad fact of the matter is that the ultimate culprit is laziness on my [...]

846. Boy, the hallway down at my office building sure smelled like someone’s ass today.
847. Who knew that a two-minute visit to Grand & Toy was enough time to get Kim Wilde’s version of “You Keep Me Hangin’ On” stuck in my head for the rest of the day?
848. I didn’t even want to mention [...]

822. I have “Theme From Rocky” written on an index card. I know I wrote it down because it’s got something to do with an item that I wanted to add to this list. But I wrote it down two or three weeks ago, I haven’t posted anything new since then, and now I don’t [...]