999. Anticlimaxes.
1,000. Seriously, why did Phil Hartman have to die?

957. If you’re not on a bike anymore, you can take off the helmet.
958. I saw a homeless man the other day who looked just like George Clooney. What a stark reminder that looks aren’t everything!
959. Library fines. I slipped up and had to pay the library twelve bucks last week. I probably could have [...]