A Thousand Things That Piss Me Off

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whittles
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
i also like the theme from rocky. but was the guy humming it in line for harveys graphs? b/c that would make a lot of sense.
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Matty
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
No, it was just some guy. Does graphs do that or something?
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whittles
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
he just loves both of those things a lot. but enough about him.
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jeff
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does doesn't love those two things?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The first burger wasn't very good, but he finished it, and that's what's important.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does/Who

BTW
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey, there's a new one now.
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whittles
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
really REALLY good ones this week, matty. i love this!
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Matty
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks, Whit! This week's is at best self satire, and at worst a bunch of crap. I promise I'll do better next week.
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PostPosted: Sat May 02, 2009 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Forgot to announce this yesterday, but there's a new one up.
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PostPosted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
And now there's an even newer one. Only a hundred to go!
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Really good one this week!
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PostPosted: Fri May 08, 2009 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey, thank you!
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
One more. We're probably only a month away from finishing this thing.
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Man, next time I have the urge to post on the internet, I'm just going to get Matt to let me know if what I'm posting is cool, because he's pretty much bang on about EVERYTHING, particularly the Sri Lanka internet issue.

You're awesome, Matty. If I had listened to you yesterday I wouldn't have wasted four hours in a retarded thread finding myself arguing with fucking GREG again (which I made a promise to myself I'd never do)
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Do you know how frustrating that is? Imagine having an argument with a boyfriend who is always bloody right and reasonable. Git.
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whittles
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
all i read so far is 901 and i feel it so hard i had to come and tell yuo right away.
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dude, I got into a thing with Energy Radio and a guy who created an anonymous account because he was scared of retaliation from Tamil Tigers. We're none of us perfect.
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whittles
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
i, too, was recently baffled by miracle whip's new hip campaign.
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Seriously, what is that? It's mayonnaise.

Also, an item that didn't make the cut this week is my absolute refusal to follow an ad campaign in order to find out whether or not a mannequin is pregnant.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey, there's a new one going on. I think we've only got two or three left to go.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
re 946: all signs point to yes.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
re: 933: 58
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Heh. I actually do all of my blog-style writing on facebook now. Because I feel like more people will read it there, and I really like attention.
Cool
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
jay_petroleum wrote:
re: 933: 58


Oh, damn it. Good catch. Thank you.
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
whittles wrote:
re 946: all signs point to yes.


Right? That's what I thought!
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Matty wrote:
jay_petroleum wrote:
re: 933: 58


Oh, damn it. Good catch. Thank you.


and it's with this that I realise my proof reading of calculations has transformed from job to habit
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PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2009 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hey, at least you can double a number without completely mucking it up. That's more than some of us can say, apparently.
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PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2009 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Every time the topic turns to celebrities and movies I get totally lost
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm going to try and get the second-to-last post up today. Damn this cold, I'm doing it. It's been three weeks since the last one.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
i don't want it to end.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
If it helps, I'll still be an old crank afterwards.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Okay, it's up, and it's a big read. Next Thursday's post will be the last one.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
986 and 987 made me lol. but you are wrong about pink nail polish on toes. like, so wrong. what is wrong with you?!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Done!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
BRAVO!
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whittles
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
thanks for all the good times!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks, guys!

P.S. - I don't know if you noticed, but I changed "pink" to "hot pink" a little while after I published the last post. Kate also took issue with that one; she wears a subtle pink toenail polish that, in all honesty, I've barely noticed. What I was talking about above was an offensively hot pink toenail polish that I could see on a grown woman from the other side of a patio.
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whittles
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
that did not help your case! i am currently wearing hot pink polish on my toes and it looks so darn cute! i got it at a pedi place, then just tuesday bought the closest colour i could find to match it at the drug store. Mad Mad
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I am also wearing a fuscia / hot pink polish on my toes right now. And I find myself totally adorable in it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I just can't, guys. I'm sorry. Get out there and give 'em hell, but it's not for me.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nicely done! You'll get to bed at a more reasonable time every Thursday night from now on!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
What are you basing that on?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good point.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sounds like the begining of A Thousand Things That May Seem Logically Sound But Actually Aren't
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Matty
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's really more the stuff of blog comments than blog posts.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That's what they'd think, but you'll show them.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
CONGRATS MATTY!
Now I can finally get back to work on my blog!
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